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This is so random.
Right now, I don't know what to write for my blog, so I 'm just gonna write a story
TITLE Confession of a psychopath
"My name is Jack ______, I'm a serial killer. Until now, no one realize I'm a psychopath. I blend int the society pretty well. I have a wife name Jannet and a son name Evan. I work in a marketing company, making creative and simple catchy slogans. I have tortured and killed more than...................
OMG... never mind........I will not continue the story because its too disturbing.
So... I'm going to about the movie Iron Man.
Have you watch the movie Iron Man ? That is the best Marvel movie I've wacth so far. The movie is about ..........
Nevermind, I'm just going to write about Random
What is random ? According to dictionary.com , random is without definite aim or purpose. For me, random is saying something that doesn't make any sense or unnecessary facts that is pointless to know. However random facts can be really interesting, random facts such as : Guinea pigs and rabbits can't sweat or Deer can't eat hay. These facts are completely pointless, but you can use this type of facts to make an akward conversation to your friends (ahhaha). However sometimes, if the time is right, by saying random words it can really be hillarious. Professional hillarious people say random words to get attention to their audience. You must really becarefull when using random words or facts to catch people attentions, if the timing is not right, people can accuse you as a freak. :P HAhahahha
THATS ALL FOLKS
RANDOM BLOG about RAndom FACTS :P that teaches about RANDOM THINGs
Ricardo ALidjurnawan AKA InitialR
Saturday, February 9, 2008
Lord, please forgive my sins for not blogging for an incredibly awful long span of time, and please forgive my teacher's sins for having the feeling of hunting me down and getting these blogs done...
Allright, the first post of 2008 for me. To be frank enough, there has been change in the air. For me, personally, and for the world, too...I think. So let's see the news archives.
YAY.Our 'beloved' Hajj Muhammad Suharto, dead. Woops, bad karma, I just celebrated over someone's death. Allright, then, Lord please forgive his sins (if he has any that can still be forgiven, anyways), yada yada yada. The big question now is about the money. Where da money be hidin', mon? Oh, someone said his sick, pathetic, abused children did. Well, it's now way past the national mourning week and no nothing against him. And we thought that this is a democratic country. Hurrah, my people. Hurrah. And what about the revolutionists that were killed? Was it the fault of he himself or his (insert a paraphernalia of swear words) cronies? The ones that loved to suck the marrow of our national finance? Oh great, now where ARE they? Boy, have we got a lot to catch. It's like hunting for bad-luck bunnies in a forest the size of Texas, with STONES, the rate we're going. Yes, yes, I know, he made good for a young nation like us, but then the idea of a "president-for-life" is just sooo anti-Democracy. Ugh, I hate the stench of hypocrisy everywhere I try to smell some fresh air. And then there's the battle of next year's hot seat of presidency. Whilst I'll be voting elsewhere, I better not say "Oh, dear Son of Mary and Joseph, YOU AGAIN!?" or else my education abroad would be spent in vain.
That's why change is needed. And I am not asking for another Revolution era; that's plan Z on the what-to-do list in national crises. Say, speaking of change, why not someone like Barack Obama? Boy, he'd be the first American president who's not necessarily Caucasian. And then some political analysts talking in my back said that we have to be color-blind (erhm, race-blind) and focus on the ideas that each candidate has to convey to us. The thing is, we've seen countless Caucasians since George Washington, that if the Democrats are gonna win after God knows how many more Super Tuesdays there's going to be, whether it be Hillary or Obama, it's like seeing Bruce Springsteen as Head of Congress, Sylvester Stallone as Secretary of Defense and Paris Hilton replacing Rice. (The UN wanna speak to me? That's hot.) Nevertheless, I am also curious to see what the Republicans want us to see in their showcase. Maybe they've got a better agenda than the Democrats; or maybe a plan for World War 3? Another Orwellian parody? (sorry, Monochromatic Rainbows. And Republican supporters, if you are being explicitly offended by this individual.) I'm being way off the track, I know, but yeah, you never know (airhead accent included-d'oh...).
And so, Valentines day is four days away now, and the girl I gave my Valentine's wish to last is going to leave soon. Honestly, I don't think about it much anymore, I decided to go with plan B and date only once and marriage after that. Meh. But I can survive, thanks to Complacence in Depression's inspiration. Like my friend said, there's still lots of fish in the sea. Sure there is, but me, I'm nowhere near the sea. I'm in the desert. Alone. Waiting for a plane passing by and me crying my SOS out. Come to think of it, I'm as bad as Complacence in Depression when it comes to girls. Well, tough luck for me, I suppose.
One of the reasons I love football.
Song of the day: 'Waltz' by Suneohair
Sore wa warutsu no you da ne fushigisa
Sasayaku you na komorebi no kousaten de
Futari warutsu no you ni ne mawarinagara
Egakidashite yuku mono
...I love this song. If hell could freeze over I want to sing this in PH Idol next year. Another part of the reason is because I miss Mr. Geoff criticizing me for singing like a dog high on drugs and suffering rabies.
Lo and behold, that concludes my start-of-the-year ramblings. I hope this year brings me more change, more materialistic pleasures and more consequences for whatever I have done wrong. Because suffering and rewards are always one body.
Regards from the schizophrenically psychotic retard,
Yoga Pradana AKA DrVoltsPerSecond